Directionalist T-Shirts

"This meeting of The Male Stereotype's Club is cancelled. Everyone is lost and won't ask for directions."

'Tell back seat driver to shut up.'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I am not asking for directions."

Buster Keaton

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Hollywood producer.

Martin Scorsese

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Can I have a look at the map?

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

Quentin Tarantino

Challenge and solution

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Christopher Nolan caricature

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I love my luvvie."

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'