Directionalist Mugs

"This meeting of The Male Stereotype's Club is cancelled. Everyone is lost and won't ask for directions."

'Tell back seat driver to shut up.'

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Can I have a look at the map?

Hospital Departments

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Recalculating

Hollywood producer.

Challenge and solution

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I love my luvvie."

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"