Directioner At Heart Mugs

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Hollywood producer.

Can I have a look at the map?

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I love my luvvie."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Hollywood Think Tank

Larry David

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."