Directioner At Heart Pillows

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Buster Keaton

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Hollywood producer.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Quentin Tarantino

Martin Scorsese

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

Christopher Nolan caricature

Sylvester Stallone

"I love my luvvie."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Larry David

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Woody Allen

Sir John Gielgud.

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