Direction Dilemmist Mugs

All trails go nowhere.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"I am not asking for directions."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Lost around a military base.

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Recalculating

Hospital Departments

You are here.

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'So much for your internal compass.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Confused drivers