Direction Dilemmist Mugs

All trails go nowhere.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Hither and Yon sign

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I am not asking for directions."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Lost around a military base.

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Recalculating

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Hospital Departments

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

You are here.

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"