Direction Giver T-Shirts

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Can I have a look at the map?

Challenge and solution

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Be a leader

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Let's ask for directions."

You Are Lost

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Street Maze.

'We all need direction . . . '

Ace Games And Puzzles - You are here

'I'm lost'.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'