Doctor With A Sense Of Irony Pillows

"This is Dr. Frogwart, he'll be advising you ironically about your need to lose weight."

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"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

'I had this two years ago.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"I think we have an ant problem"

I'm sorry, but Mr. Peters isn't seeing anyone today. He's busy maintaining his deniability.

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'Spin GP'

"I have a complaint about my bill."

'If you're tired of only hearing good news or bad news, we're running a special on 'meh' news.'

"We found traces of conscience, fortunately we caught it early."

"I missed my last appointment, because I was feeling poorly."