Doctor Visit Dramatists Gifts

"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"So what brings you in today?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Brain surgery, right?'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

Annexe 8

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'