Doctor Visit Dramatists Pillows

"We located your chart...It was filed under 'P' for pain in the butt!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Kids Playing Doctor.

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"So what brings you in today?"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Brain surgery, right?'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Annexe 8

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."