Doctor Advice Interpreter Gifts

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"The diagnostic computer think I should defrag your hard drive."

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Second Opinion

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "