Do It Yourself T-Shirts

"People make a fuss about qualifications but with a bit of common sense anyone can do what these medical types do!"

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Some assembly required."

'Anyone seen my aerosol varnish?'

'It started as one of Leonard's do-it-yourself projects.'

'You certainly have a well equipped work bench.'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

A man nosily hammering in a silence sign.

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Home-made computer.

King Neptune using a Hammerhead shark for a hammer.

'Don't think of me as a ‘Honey-Do' list maker. Think of me as a jobs creator!'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

Introducing Super-Man

Haircut Kit. The salesman said this self hair cutting kit will quickly pay for itself! Not to mention the money you'll save because you won't leave the house for weeks!

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'