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"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Caveman wheel repairers.

Repairing the UFO

Mower Repair

Natural Medicines

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'