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"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Repairing the UFO

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Caveman wheel repairers.

Mower Repair

Natural Medicines

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."