Dna Decoders Gifts

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'Here, from the printout of my entire DNA: the gene for embezzling.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Family DNA

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Jerk Gene

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'ADN'

Information vs. confusion

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

DNA doctor