Dna Decoders Mugs

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'Here, from the printout of my entire DNA: the gene for embezzling.'

Family DNA

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'ADN'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Information vs. confusion

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!