Diy Sports Fan Gifts

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Football Fans

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Cat gets a hole in one

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Now! That's very good sweety!

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

Sleeping in skis.

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Library DIY Section

"Care for a job around the park, Sid?"

The benefits of decorating

"It's really cold outside. You might want to put on two coats."

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

W. G. Grace

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

"Some assembly required."