Diy Fitness Fan Gifts

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

"I run around this high school track every morning."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Reasonableman

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'