Diy Lawyer Gifts

"I'd like to represent myself. . . though what as, I haven't yet decided."

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Good boy."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

Lynching on social media

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Self help acupuncture

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'