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Trial by Media

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Lynching on social media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Jack of all trades

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Self help acupuncture

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.