Diy Home Builder Gifts

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Now what?'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Man's best friend

How to Build a Bungalow

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

Boarding House

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'We unknowingly built the house in the middle of the western swamp turtle's migration route and we're required to allow them unobstructed access.'

Woodpecker House

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

Another fine home by McKlosy Construction Co.

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'