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Lockdown sushi

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Like death by salad.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Party time.

Aprons

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Lockdown casserole

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"What about the five that fell through?"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'