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'...Then there's the sanding down, primer, filler, two undercoats...'

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Problem Solving

Curling your hair for no reason

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Woman applying makeup

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Hairstyles

"Was it a fuse?"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Enlightened Cursing

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas