Diy Beauty Expert T-Shirts

"Someone is using those at-home do-it-yourself waxing kits."

The adoration of the gels.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Have you got your make up on yet?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman applying makeup

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You do Botox?'

Hairstyles

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Complete Makeover

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.