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"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

'Next item: who gets custody of the dog?'

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

'Your alimony claim appears to be dead in the water. Your ex-husband has filed a complaint with the European Court of Human Rights.'

"...and to my ex-wife, who hates my guts, I leave the contents of my colon..."

Party of the 3rd Part

"This is my new divorce lawyer."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I can't believe he brought her."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"This time, she went too far."

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Covid Masks

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."