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THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

"My lousy ex is in hospital with concussion again..."

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

The wine-shop

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Proposal

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

Oedipus

Victorian Gentleman

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).