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THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

"My lousy ex is in hospital with concussion again..."

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I can't believe he brought her."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Proposal

Speech

Oedipus

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Victorian Gentleman

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'