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Fishing with God

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

You are everywhere.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Religious toilets.

Yahweh/Your Way

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Hermes

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'Does it come with any Apps'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

Bird Diving Board.

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Things to do in the area.

'You are here.'

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'

"Got any ID?"

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

The textural omnivore.