Divine Story Diver Pillows

Fishing with God

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

You are everywhere.

Religious toilets.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Yahweh/Your Way

Hermes

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Does it come with any Apps'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

'You are here.'

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'

The textural omnivore.

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."