Divine Sense Of Humor Pillows

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Night-time halo

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Beware of God"

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

2pm meet your Creator

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.