Divine Sense Of Humor Mugs

Latte Day Saints

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Night-time halo

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

God passing the time.

"Beware of God"

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

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