Divine Law Explorer Gifts

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Fishing with God

'Okay - who leaked?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

You are everywhere.

'But everybody does that stuff!'

Religious toilets.

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'Does it come with any Apps'

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'You are here.'

'Sorry...it just slipped !'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'I want to charter a tour of the promised land, double occupancy for 40,000...'

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God is here/God Was There!

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'