Divine Law Explorer Gifts

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Fishing with God

'Okay - who leaked?'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

You are everywhere.

'But everybody does that stuff!'

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

Religious toilets.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Does it come with any Apps'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'You are here.'

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'Sorry...it just slipped !'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

'Hello, God? Tony here... Fine, thanks. SIr, it's that Hayes guy. He's cheating again. You want I should whack him?'

God is here/God Was There!

"If that's humankind, I'm not here!"

"Got any ID?"