Religious Law Explorer Gifts

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The joy of sects.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Holy Bible

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."