Divine Jest Pillows

'How about I pass the plate first, and then show them these?'

Tiny Visions

'It's not for myself, you understand."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'We are gathered here...'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Give Way To Cyclists

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Paradise: Collection of wine

God red cards Adam and Eve.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

A leap of faith.

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"Our records indicate you should be in hell. But since you’ve been married for forty years we’ll count that as time served."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

After-Death Mints

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Monk

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"Not the God I expected."