Divine Jest Mugs

'How about I pass the plate first, and then show them these?'

Tiny Visions

'It's not for myself, you understand."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'We are gathered here...'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Give Way To Cyclists

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

God red cards Adam and Eve.

Paradise: Collection of wine

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

A leap of faith.

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"Our records indicate you should be in hell. But since you’ve been married for forty years we’ll count that as time served."

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

God's Appointment Calendar

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

After-Death Mints

Monk

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"Not the God I expected."