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'We are gathered here...'

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

God creating the galaxy.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

God changes His will.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Angel Golf

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

Smite Golfer or Cow?

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."