Divine Event Goer Gifts

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

Jesus Christ

Glimpses One Dollar

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God's Phone

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Paradise: Collection of wine

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"Wow. Tough cloud."

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

A match made in heaven.

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."