Divine Connection Lover Gifts

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Guitars in Heaven

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Jenga!!!

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Devil paints God.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

Designer

Human empathy

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Always look for your angel.

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

"You had me at sextile moon."

'It's a conversation piece.'

Do it right the first time.

'I'd buy her a drink, but I don't think I can do that up here.'

'Are you God?'

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

'It's okay, they're holy smokes.'

"Heaven is currently unattended, if you wish to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone...they will be answered."

Knee-Mail

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Give it a rest Phil. I doubt God will speak to you from a burning brush."

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"