Divine Connection Lover Pillows

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Jenga!!!

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Devil paints God.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

Human empathy

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

Designer

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Always look for your angel.

'It's a conversation piece.'

"You had me at sextile moon."

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

Do it right the first time.

'Are you God?'

'I'd buy her a drink, but I don't think I can do that up here.'

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

'It's okay, they're holy smokes.'

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

"Heaven is currently unattended, if you wish to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone...they will be answered."

Knee-Mail

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Give it a rest Phil. I doubt God will speak to you from a burning brush."

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"

Artist paints an angel.