Divine Comedy Collector Gifts

'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'

Ted’s Cloud

'Whoops! I forgot to warn you about the soft spots up here.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Banana Split...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Turtle Hat

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Filet minion

"The Eggsorcist"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Snowmobull

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Zeus's Caddy

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

A trevor of trainspotters

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Whose the new guy?"