Diverse Journeys Appreciator Gifts

Torah reading on the subway.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Kardiff.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Safari.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

I told you not to touch its belly.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

The Chicken of the North

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Happy everything to everybody.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'