Dramatic Journey Appreciator Gifts

Oliver Twist on the Way to London

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Countess

Nikolai Gogol

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Doom & Gloom

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

Don Giovanni

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

Don Giovanni

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Torah reading on the subway.

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders