Dramatic Explorer Gifts

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

Victor Hugo

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Polar bear bowling alley

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I'm after the history section."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Samuel Beckett

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Reading room

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

Ilyasah Shabazz

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Jumble Sale

Gustave Charpentier

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'