Dramatic Journey Appreciator Pillows

Oliver Twist on the Way to London

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Countess

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Nikolai Gogol

Doom & Gloom

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Don Giovanni

Marlon Brando

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

Victorian Garden Romance

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

Don Giovanni

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Torah reading on the subway.

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist