District Delineator Gifts

"More gerrymandering. We're each in a different congressional district now."

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Where Indian ink came from.

Relationship Warning Lights

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Super pets.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

The Frog Prince

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Caterpillar Portrait

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Caricatures $20"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.