District Delineator T-Shirts

"More gerrymandering. We're each in a different congressional district now."

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Relationship Warning Lights

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The Frog Prince

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Caricatures $20"

Dorothy and Toto

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"