Distance Keeper T-Shirts

Unacceptable Social Behaviour

Social Distancing

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

I love my Timpani

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Pointing.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

The Goalkeeper

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Ginger Baker.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

The Drummer

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

The best goalie in the world!

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Zoom Wedding

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Go on - they're organic!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'