Beat Keeper T-Shirts

Ginger Baker.

"Who, me?"

The Drummer

'I just wish he'd pound the beat somewhere else...'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

I love my Timpani

The Drummer

"My mistake. This is for Apartment 271."

Marimba

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

The Little Drummer Boy.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Records?

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''