Beat Keeper Prints

"Who, me?"

The Drummer

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

I love my Timpani

The Drummer

"My mistake. This is for Apartment 271."

Marimba

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

The Little Drummer Boy.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Records?

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."