Countdown Keeper T-Shirts

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'How many more days must I behave until it's Christmas?'

'305 days until Christmas.'

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Raheem Sterling

Pointing.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"5...4...3...2..."

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

NASA Hits Shuffle

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.