Distance Dynamos Pillows

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Cossack dancers

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Unexpected Merger

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Politically Correct Dictionaries

"And if you purchase our 'nothing to worry about here' package, we'll throw in our manager of the year mug at no extra charge!"

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

I've got an attention span of a what are we having for dinner?

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

'I'll have my people touch your people.'