Discipline Dynamos Pillows

"Right! Let's break for lunch!. . . . Well don't just stand on ceremony!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Cossack dancers

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Engineer on the move.

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Politically Correct Dictionaries

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

The Takeaway.

'Your teacher says he finds it impossible to teach you.'