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Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'She's in training.'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

I have a weak case, so I thought I'd use big word balloons.

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

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Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

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'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

'Sorry, Joe -- our only hope is to have Neil Kinnock debate her.'