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The Backslider Bar.

Cossack dancers

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Politically Correct Dictionaries

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

The Takeaway.

'Sorry, Joe -- our only hope is to have Neil Kinnock debate her.'